Your eyes do not deceive you.  You are peeping the most brilliant since peanut butter+dogs+genitals+surprise parties.  This is a man wearing a leather biker vest OVER a drug rug.  If your face just melted off, it's only 50% because of the drugs you just took, but 50% just the sheer magical energy of staring at a man so ingenious to create a look that says, "hey, I'm the magical lovechild of longhair hippie who got stabbed at Altamont AND the Hell's Angel who stabbed him!"