You get to pick one to take home tonight.  Choose wisely.

Left to Right:
Black Shirt, curly hair: he will make love to you gently and sweetly, but his genitals will smell HORRIBLE.
Striped hoody: his childhood molestation makes intimacy incredibly difficult for him; he will cry after cumming.
Shaved head: will give you a bumbling back-handed compliment like, "it's ok, I actually like small boobs."
Black hat: he will refuse to wear a condom.