God, it's been a while since my last Man Day Thursday, and I'm feeling this deep park pit inside me that can only be filled with Axe body spray, TapOut muscle tees, and Under Armour boxers-briefs.

What I need to fill this void is a trifecta of douches to choose from. Which one do I want to accompany home to his bachelor pad with black furniture and Asian art??? I'm spoiled for choice! There's the Kiss shirt, the Bam Margera upside-down heart logo shirt (whether this particular logo is for Bam or that stupid Finnish band he likes is irrelevant), or the fraternity letters shirt?

Oooooh! I can't decide!!! How about just runnin' a train on me, you cool, recently-post-collegiate fellas?