If Myspace was "a place for friends", then Twitter is a really good place for "getting obsessed with people you don't know IRL". And I'm completely obsessed with one particular user, @casualmalexlfan, who never tweets anything about his (or her) real life, just jokes about Xbox, Justin Beiber, stepdads, Jose Canseco, i.e. things that appeal to my interests. I have no idea who this person is, I just know that everything he writes is 100% perfect.

The other day, my dream husband posts this photo, which is definitely one of those things that has been around the internet for a while, and I avoid posting those kinds of pics.  But this one is really just SO good, with so many elements I love (Coyote Ugly style bar, projectile vomiting, striped polo shirts) and I feel like I would be not doing my duty if I didn't share this with you all. 

So enjoy.  And take my advice: follow @casualmalexlfan.  Or just follow me, and I'll probably just RT everything he says.