I hate this guy for his stupid internet-joke costume, and I hate him for his mountain bike hanging on a rack inside, and I hate his dumb lamp and I hate his sad coffee table with a folded up towel on it, and I hate his fan and I hate his dumb plastic blinds and his hideous couch.

Fuck you, clever costume guy. I hate your dumb jokes and your dumb face.  At least I'll take solace in knowing this is not a getting-laid-costume, so have fun coming back to your sad apartment that looks like you just moved in but you've been here all summer and masturbating to Asian girl pornography.