Is this guy drinking beer from a Nalgene?  Blue Solo cup not big enough for you, pal?  Too busy to stand around refilling at the keg? 

This is what makes America great*.  Take a look a this group of cool guys and tell me you wouldn't laugh in my face if I said these guys were from Belgium or Moscow.  There's no doubt if you could cut through the layer subcutaneous fat squeezing their heart valves dangerously tight, they'd bleed red, white, and blue.


*great: Giant Regal Enormous Androgynous Tubbies