I don't have a lot of talent for most things, but one thing I am good at is being the person at a party who talks to the cops and convinces them not to shut down the party and that we'll just turn down the music.  The trick is just to be nice and polite.  That's not really a cop-trick, that's a life-trick.  Just always be nice, you jerks.

Anyway, it's nice to see the guy in the striped drug-rug pullover is using that same technique.  Although, to be fair, I'd love to see that guy get tasered and cuffed for the crime of wearing a ski hat with tassles when it's clearly not cold out.