I write this at the risk of sounding like a perv, but how hot does this girl look, AMIRITE?  If you scan through the rest of the pictures from earlier that night, she's an average looking sorority-type girl out for a night on the town downing some appletinis in Bebe dresses.

But then here she is, wearing one of those "Best Friends Forever" photo shirts you make at the boardwalk at the beach, and picking her wedgie in a motel room, and it's the hottest fucking thing in the world.